dexlysic:

so I went to a museum in DC today where they had all these Van Gogh paintings, and nobody really stopped me (????) when I got like 3 inches from the painting to take this

April 18, 1971

weasley-wheezy:

Weasley-wheezy

[…] “Did you see me disarm Hermione, Harry?” 
“Only once,” said Hermione, stung. “I got you loads more than you got me -” 
“I did not only get you once, I got you at least three times -” 
“Well, if you’re counting the one where you tripped over your own feet and knocked the wand out of my hand -”

In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]

darkdionysiannsfw:

shade

deducingsherlockian:

what do you mean this didn’t happen

outellect:

on a scale from 1 to sansa stark, how much do you regret your childhood crush

Listen, what you get up to in the privacy of your own regeneration is your business.

lydiaamartin:

*applies for architecture job*

experience: building houses on the sims since 2001

RF